Tarot for the stock market

For as long as there have been markets, people have asked the universe about them. The universe has a mixed record. It keeps getting asked.

A short history of financial astrology

Financial astrology is the practice of timing trades by planetary movement, and it is older than most exchanges it is practiced on. Traders have charted the moon against wheat prices, blamed Mercury retrograde for roughly four market events a year, and consulted stock market psychics whose fees were, at least, disclosed up front. The tradition is sincere, extensive, and almost entirely unaudited.

The case for cards

The zodiac offers twelve signs. A tarot deck offers 78 cards — over six times the granularity per omen, with no waiting on planetary transit. An ephemeris cannot be asked a direct question; a deck can, including a question with a ticker symbol in it. The deck also has never once been subpoenaed by the SEC.

What Catalyx actually does

Catalyx pairs the two disciplines honestly. You whisper a ticker; genuine live market data arrives from the exchange; three cards are drawn from the full deck of 78 and read as a past, present, future spread against those numbers. The data is real and clearly labeled. The interpretation is mystical and clearly labeled. Nothing on the table pretends to be the other thing.

The cards observe, counsel, and have seen a great deal. They do not advise, and neither do we.

Consult the cards